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needs home

by melting planets » Fri May 13, 2016 11:23 am

adopt him please

his name is petrude

i don't have homework SO THIS IS WHAT I DO

"Did you guys 'ear the one 'bout Sirius Black an' Flitwick's little brotha? So, Flitwick's little brotha's walkin' down the streets of London, and Sirius Black, he's in this STORM DRAIN...dressed as a CLOWN. And he's like, "Yo! Heyyy! Flitwick's little brotha! Down here in this storm drain! It's me! A clown!" And Flitwick's little brotha's like, "Yeah, chap? Whatchu want?" And Sirius Black's like "Ohhhhh, Flitwick's little brotha! You gotta get down here in the storm drain with me 'cause you're. missin'. out! We've got a carnival down 'ere! We got loads of cotton candy and balloons!" And the kid practically flips, he goes, "I gotta get down there... that sounds like a right treat, that does!" So he reaches down his arm right... but Sirius Black... he grows these mad teeth... AND HE BITES THE KID'S HEAD OFF! And two days later... that kid died."