*Crackle, crackle*
"Uh... can anyone hear me? Please be the resistance, please be the resistance...
Guys? Hello?
Well, I've managed to get some information from the chicken overlords by bribing a few insiders with candy. I've got some documents with me... now all I can hope to do is to get back to the resistance camps without getting caught.
Heh... well... wish me luck."
(The message ends.)

