me: may i ask why you are doing ? It's late out!
dean: oh it's horrible! some spirit is leaving eggs everywhere as some wicked sign, hurry! get sam so we can collect all of these eggs before they are left in the hands of children, think of the terrible things that will happen if we don't!
me: *FACEPALM* I hid the eggs dean, we went over this last year, Easter is a holiday not a creepy ritual. And... now that you took alot of the eggs from their hiding places before Easter i suggest that you help me put them back in their EXACT places.
dean: great.........