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I remember one night I was -- well, not asleep -- but slipping into a restful sort of stupor, when I was disturbed by a great panic outside. Someone had ventured past the safe swimming zone at this ungodly hour of the night, probably on some idiotic dare, and there was no lifeguard on duty. I grabbed a life buoy and dove right in, scraping my shoulder against the sharp rocks on the ocean floor as the wind threw both of us about.

shark fact: the top speed of a great white shark is 25 mph.

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