Here he is!
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous not-reindeer of all
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raterpillar
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games (duh he's a raterpillar)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight
Then how all the reindeer loved him, (epic Raterpillarness)
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Raterpillar
You'll go down in history