Imma bat, not a turkey!!!

[IHaveNoFandoms]

Hey people. Er, uh, I am a bat so, I think- I think I saw a turkey.... THAT way...
So, er, (wink wink) I hear that if a turkey in disguise uh, is found, it is bad... karma, yeah to... eat it... so maybe, just maybe... if you find one, just stick to... this carrot instead... I, uh, well it is good.
So, no turkies... for the sake of... your karma...