: you quietly walk into the library at night to find your book :
: you hear a quite mumbling behind the shelf :
: you look behind to see a small dog muttering and looking through aviation books :
: she lifts her gaze to you, and starts speaking rapidly : "Ackpleasedontgetmadatmeforbeinginheresolate!!!PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!"
You stare at her.
"Wait.. your not the librarian!" she relaxes and begins to talk again. "sorry, i just LOVE aviation.. anyways my name is flip! I guess I just lost track of the time...." She stares at the clock. 9:00! she gasps. "Time to uhh... destroy the evidence that a dog was in the library.."
She stares at the books with her muddy pawprints embedded on them and says, "sorry book!" She begins to eat all the books and scrolls.
You stare at her, sickened for a moment, until you hear her say, "mmm... books taste better than the last time. I hope this doesn't become a habit, cuz it might!" She burps and you make a face like :T "Excuse me! But I cant get rid of my appetite!" Suddenly, she looks queasy. "Ugh.. maybe I shouldn't have eaten that book so fast! Clutching her bloated stomach, she runs outside and disappears.
You say to yourself, " Awkward..."
You grab your book and replay the talking dog eating books in the library again in your mind the entire way home.