"The Saga of Thomas J.C. Turkey, the Critter of 1000 Faces"
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Cast of characters:
Thomas J.C. Turkey or T.J. as Ms. Twotails.
(Full name Thomas Jerome Caminada Turkey, the critter of 1000 disguises.
Character name based off of the real life name that inspired the character Sherlock Holmes...
Jerome Caminada the man of 1000 faces)
Blue Jay pet as Jabber Jaw or J.J. Jay
Rusty the lying down CS dog plush - as Rusty, a small Australian Shepherd mix with light undersides.
BMD colored CS plushie dog - as Rusty's trusty but mute companion Boop
CS Grey Pigeon pet pet - as Rainbow the iridescent chested ever so sloppy hot cocoa loving pigeon.
And an entire CS cast of farm animals and critters all playing themselves.
(Hint: They're all in on the secret of T. J. C. T's true identity.)
...::{Roll credits}::.....
Cast of characters:
Thomas J.C. Turkey or T.J. as Ms. Twotails.
(Full name Thomas Jerome Caminada Turkey, the critter of 1000 disguises.
Character name based off of the real life name that inspired the character Sherlock Holmes...
Jerome Caminada the man of 1000 faces)
Blue Jay pet as Jabber Jaw or J.J. Jay
Rusty the lying down CS dog plush - as Rusty, a small Australian Shepherd mix with light undersides.
BMD colored CS plushie dog - as Rusty's trusty but mute companion Boop
CS Grey Pigeon pet pet - as Rainbow the iridescent chested ever so sloppy hot cocoa loving pigeon.
And an entire CS cast of farm animals and critters all playing themselves.
(Hint: They're all in on the secret of T. J. C. T's true identity.)
Thomas's ( T. J. C. T. or T. J. for short ) story begins in the Fall season, shall we say late October or early November on a small hobby farm in the middle of some odd place called simply "Nowhere".
We begin first hearing soft cooing and chirps and baas and other farm noises that grow louder as we enter the scene. Of course, in the late Fall season, we all know the Farmer starts thinking of Thanksgiving (Here in the U.S.A. it's usually Turkey dinner) and so the story begins. As we arrive on scene we find J. Jay (Jabber Jaw Jay) speaking to a lovely 2 tailed fluffy dog ? creature (One of many many disguises of Thomas J. C. Turkey) and her (his
)his barnyard companions. .
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Um.. um 'Scuse me ... um ... Ms.? Twotail???
Jabberjaw Jay says with a very puzzled look upon his always jabbering beak...
"Have you seen Thomas the turkey?
"Why um... no, oh oh oh sniff oh."
T.J. says in his turkey gobblish way and chuckling at his deception...
"I haven't seen T.J. for day.. bble ay bble ays."
T.J. accidentally gobbles a bit and to cover his slip of character language adds a loud snifffle and points at the cocoa.
Cocking his head sideways as many of his kind do, J. Jay says
"Um... Oh. And you Rusty... have you seen T.J.? I have a message for him."
Rusty the dog can barely contain himself. (See his grin and sideways glance...)
"Yip Yip Nope, last I saw him, he was headed to the ole' cow barn where the farmer keeps his gear and tools."
J. Jay seems a little confused but says ...
"Well, I almost forgot to ask you Boop... Have you seen T. J the turkey?"
J. Jay asks staring into Boops glassy eyes.
(You see Jays aren't all that smart you know and J.Jay doesn't seem to realize that Boop is an inanimate object.)
"(...)"
Which is all Boop says because we all know Boop can't talk.
Getting nothing from Boop, J. Jay feels somewhat mystified and says...
"Um, um, well Ms. Two Tails, you're looking a bit under the weather. You look warm though with all those blankets and scarves. I hope you feel better. I see you have extra hot cocoa."
J. Jay says in a very long sentence for a Jay. He seems hopeful and gives a sideways glances at the cocoa.
" Gob ... I mean yes, I do feel a bit better The farmer gobb... um... gave me a dose if that yucky medicine you know; but then he felt bad about it, so he up and gave me all the hot cocoa I want."
T. J. says accidentally slipping into turkeyspeak again but still somewhat muffled by the tails of his disguise, J. Jay still isn't alerted to the ruse.
"Purr coo curry coo, Yum Yum" ...
says Rainbow...trying to distract J. Jay
"And it's the best hot cocoa I've ever brought across my beak. Thank you for sharing with us Ms. TwoTails."
Rainbow coos excitedly. She can also hardly contain her laughter because she knows Ms TwoTails is T.J. in disguise.
"You are very wobblecome." (ie welcome in turkeyspeak)
T. J. says slipping into accidental turkeyspeak as he crouches lower between the tails of his disguise realizing he's made another language mistake.
Again, Jays aren't all that smart, and J. Jay is more interested in the hot cocoa, so J. Jay doesn't seem to notice Thomas's slip and says...
"Well now, it seems no one has seen T. J. ... and Mm, MMM Ms. Twotails, that smells like a very good cup of cocoa Would you mind if I share too."
J. Jay says with a very hopeful look upon his face.
"Oh... I almost forgot... If anyone sees T. J. will they please let him know that the farmer is looking for him? Farmer says he wants to invite T. J. to Thanksgiving dinner and so I thought I'd relay the message"
J. Jay says as he slurps a long, warm slurp of the delightful marshmallow covered hot beverage without awaiting Ms. Twotail's go ahead. "
This cocoa is perfect for this cool autumn afternoon."
J. Jay flies off into the distance, apparently headed toward the hay storage shed after T. J. As the scene begins to fade and closes to uproarious laughter from all the farm animals. We can hear T. J. Turkey gobbling in a merry voice...
"I sure foo ooo oooble fooled him this time."
Rainbow the pigeon spills cocoa all over herself in her laughter saying
"I can't breath... oh my gosh I can't breathe coo coo coo, that was so funny I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard."
Fade to black.
More to come everyone. This is only part 1 of 4 in the Saga of T. C. Turkey
Part 2 of the Saga of Thomas J.C. Turkey
I hope you've enjoyed the introduction to my 4 piece Saga. ( I have 3 more entries in the category, so 3 more pieces of the saga will be written over the next few days as I collect my candies)
Copyright October 23, 2015, by Equid Phantasm, please do not steal my story or concept.
Equid Phantasm
