Me"Hello people today I'm here with speckle the chicken, say hi speckle."
Speckle"HI!"
Me"Okay, so, I came up with a song 'bout chickens, potatoes, and a little bit of RICE!"
Me"Wanna hear it?"
Speckle"Just as long as it's not about EATING chickens."
Me"Hmm, not quite Eating chickens, but its more like, what would go good chicken if you know what I mean."
Speckle"Yeah I know what you mean, just go ahead and sing the song before someone comes and really eats me."
Me"Okay, here it comes!!!"
*sung as written*
*a shicken and potato, a shicken and potato, A SHICKEN AND POTATO, A SHICKEN AND POTATO, a shicken and rice, a shicken and rice, a shicken and po-*
Speckle"OKAY, stop stop, STOP, I hate to rain on your party, but that, was, the, most, ANNOYING, thing I have ever heard. Any longer and my head would have exploded, never sing that again, please."
Me"Oh, okay..."