You think you've got what it takes to be an iconic Halloween decoration? Think again. It takes years and years of practice to get that perfect arch to your spine. Years. And. Years.
Just take Shaka's word for it. She earned her doctorate in Halloweenery nine years ago and now teaches Black Catting 101 at Kitty Pines University. She's a strict mentor, but she rewards her pupils well.
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