I was listening to a centuries-old Christmas song that's first in vulgarity and second in awesome Christmas songs.
It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas!
I must be on Santa Claus' **** list.
The tree,
The gifts,
The miseltoe kiss,
Shoot me now
I'm sick of all my relatives!
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas!
Merry frickin' Christmas!
Merry Christmas, everyone. <3
