[JustDucky]

Everyone's doing this, so I thought I might try. I'm not that good in the Oekaki....

So we all know the memes Actual Advice Mallard, and his evil brother Malicious Advice Mallard, right? If you don't, then Google it.
When you ask your question you will get advice from both Mallards.... You will know exactly witch one you shouldn't listen to....
Don't ask questions like 'What's your favorite color?', because they can't give you advice, then.
The difference:
One Mallard will sound more wise, and nice.

The other is a bad-tempered duck, who bites...not really. (Hint: Don't listen to Mallard #2's advice...it will most likely get you into trouble, or severely hurt...)

Don't Listen to Malicious Mallard! He is full of malarky!

[JustDucky]

Bump

[pIanted]

How do I speak to boys I like?

[JustDucky]

How do I speak to boys I like?

(Remember Don't listen to Malicious Mallard.)

Actual Advice Mallard: "Oh, gee, this is a hard one. Since, I am a drake, (male) I must say you just be yourself. Boys aren't going to like it if you're mean to them, or say harsh things. I don't think anyone likes that.... Be confident, you'll know when the time is right".

Malicious Advice Mallard: "Throw things at him, and try to get his attention. Once you have his attention, then be mean to him. He'll love that!"

(By the way this is sort of like a roleplay...I'm just acting them out. I'm not really a guy. )

[pIanted]

Lol X3 and if the guy knows I like him?! And every girl in the class likes him?! And he thinks I'm a freak?! o.o

[JustDucky]

Lol X3 and if the guy knows I like him?! And every girl in the class likes him?! And he thinks I'm a freak?! o.o

Actual Advice Mallard: "Because he thinks you're a freak means you're different. Guys like different, and that's most likely the one that stands out the most, is the different one. Maybe he's secretly crushing on you, too."

Malicious Advice Mallard: "If he thinks you're a freak, then show him a freak."

[JustDucky]

Bump!

[iWonder]

How should I go about talking to this one girl? (I am a girl but any ways this girl I speak of just moved in to my ward boundaries and I live up the street.) what do I say(oh and I am not gay. Just thought that might help with the advice.)

[JustDucky]

How should I go about talking to this one girl? (I am a girl but any ways this girl I speak of just moved in to my ward boundaries and I live up the street.) what do I say(oh and I am not gay. Just thought that might help with the advice.)

Actual Advice Mallard: "Welcome her to the neighborhood, everyone likes a warm welcome. Find common interests, and chat."

Malicious Advice Mallard: "Egg her house, that'll welcome her! >:)"

(Don't listen to Malicious Advice Mallard! Also, I wouldn't judge if you were gay, I can't be mean, like that...it's not me.)

[iWonder]

(lol ok. )
thank you mallard bros.!
(that was supposed to sound like an info mercial )