[woes]

"The Nether? Umm... I think I'll stay here and, you know, check on the sheep and... Oh look! A portal! Well, goodbye!"

You know,
the song...

Screw the Nether...
You know...

It's deep underground,
Past the bedrock!
Um...
Not looking for butter (A rare occasion)
This stuff's purple.

I was inspired!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqELqRCnW6g