[Strudel]

So what is a Altsisi? Pretty much what you see above, a fluffy little animal with thick fur on the upper body and thinner fur along the tail. They are very shy around new people, but can quickly bond with a new owner and reveal their personality. Each one has glowing markings, and their normal fur color ranges between greens and blues, though there are Altsisi of every color. There are rumors of Altsisi with wings or tail mutations, but no proof has been found.

This Altsisi is Male

I have to say this one I really like, to me it is special. I hope the one who wins him will love him too :3

To win this one you have to tell a knock-knock joke.
Yes, I like knock knock jokes XD First person to say one that I've never heard before will win her if it's been past five days (unless it's doesn't make sense at all) ^^;
If there are multiples I haven't heard of in five days (which is the earliest I will end it) I will use a number generator and have it automatically picked.
You can enter up to two times.
If you go over that limit you will be disqualified, so be careful.

*Note* don't make a nonsense one up just to come up with something I couldn't have possibly heard before. If you've made one up that is valid for a knock knock joke that's fine, and would be accepted. However if I can tell that it's badly made up (i.e "Knock Knock. Who's there? King Jerry. King Jerry who? King Jerry You!") something along those lines will be very obvious and will also disqualify you. Play fair :3

[susie.]

knock knock
who is there?
Walter
Walter who?
Walt-are you waiting for let me in

[Dragonfire13]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

[susie.]

I am dropping out of this one cause I love another one thats amazing

[Wolf Shadowstalker]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

I quite like the wordplay on this one. :3 If I find another for my second entry, do I make a second post or just edit this one?

[Bobknarl2]

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

[CuriousKitty]

Knock, Knock who's there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey Boo Boo Child.

hahah I am sorry. It just came to me. If you haven't seen the show honey boo boo child. xD well. i don't know.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9nbhzKaqvA

[WerewolfCrazy17]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange

Knock Knock
[color=#FF00BF]Who's there?
Orange

Knock Knock
[color=#FF00BF]Who's there?
Orange

Knock Knock
[color=#FF00BF]Who's there?
Orange

Knock Knock
[color=#FF00BF]Who's there?
Banana
What
[color=#FF00BF]Oran-ga glad i didn't say orange

[.Sweet-Paradise.]

Knock knock

Who's there

Knock knock

Knock knock who..?

No I'm trying to tell you a knock knock joke!

(I got that from my friend... She's weird)

Knock knock

Who's there

Who?

Who who?

You're an owl?

[Vulpine-Poltergeist]

???: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

...

Me: Helloooo?

...

???: *right behind me* Hello.

Me: ...Hello who?

???: Hello, I'm your stalker!




Came up with that on the spot. xD