confess your food crimes v.1

[iheartdonny]

hello lovelies

the game is simple!! everybody will confess to a food "crime"

example number one) ketchup instead of pasta sauce
example number two) dipping oreos in mayonnaise
exmaple number three) combining mac and cheese and applesauce

after that, you must decide whether or not you think the above user above has really committed a crime.
maybe spice it up and offer a punishment for said crime!!

example post

"yes ketchup on pasta is definitely a crime, punishable by five years stuck in a genie lamp
my food crime is dipping potato chips in whipped cream"

have fun with this and be kind!! to start, here is my food crime:
i put sour cream on everything and go through 3 containers a week

[iago.]

Ohhh what a SIN! Punishable by losing all your sour cream rights!

I sometimes dip my sliced baguette bread into Hawaiian punch

[King Zant]

Baguettes in Hawaiian punch is evil, punishable by making the French cry.
My food crime is biting into kiwi fruits like apples, and eating the whole thing

[prettybutterflies]

I'm sorry huh? Isn't that a bit furry?
My food crime is biting string cheese instead of stringing? it

[iheartdonny]

"stringing it" is the best part!! not too bad a crime, as your punishment, try stringing some cheese!
another food crime of mine is putting insane amounts of butter on everything like at least a tablespoon just on my pasta

[iago.]

Ted Cruz's daughter, Caroline is the only one allowed to like butter that much, sorry


I sometimes eat spaghettios straight from the can

[grey matter]

Eh. Not a crime.

I... I like my mac and cheese with barbeque sauce added in. Quiver before my power?

[romannoodles]

seems sour

i dont like most chocolate. Theres only some types of dark chocolate i will eat

[Lavendertoastmoth]

not much of a crime


i eat scrambled eggs with cream cheese and ketchup.

[HolographicNoodle]

That is absolutely punishable! The Court of Cream Cheese is personally offended! O.O

My food crime is that I sometimes pour the milk before putting in the cereal.