What Should Your Next Post Be? - v.1

[AquilaFuga]

All you have to do is to visit [removed], click
the button, and then copy and paste the result.

Oh, and you probably shouldn't try this with any
food or drinks in your mouth, trust me.

Feel free to remake the thread once it reaches
900 pages, just don't claim the thread as yours.

[K#%!]

I'll go first:
"ive made a lot of mistakes but at least i dont eat corn"

[claireelford]

im sweating. im glistening. im laying on the floor ready to meet girls?

[remedies]

CIS stands for savor the rapturous caress of bitcoins?

[shoujo rei.]

i always wind up making friends who admire meat?

[Restful Dead]

welcome to the dark sludge pit. down here we betray liberalism

[ToothlessFury]

ill take a potato chip...and disregard the void

[team]

i must experience blood

[K#%!]

open rp: sonic the hedgehog is walking into the white house. he is looking for obama. it is time to try to cheer up by thinking about civilization

[hxenir]

GGGG GG OTtA GO TO THE SL UG RACe gOt TO GO FAST AT TH e s lug race... pretend to be meninism
(I'm concerned for the generator)