ban the member above you v.78

[replicant]

Banned for hijacking the airplane that was carrying the president

[scullyton]

banned for bold accusations

[godot]

Banned for not clipping my toenails. I asked nicely and said please and everything. Why do you hate me? Do you want me to grow grotesque claws on my feet and become a mockery?

[root]

banned for being genuinely scary

[Sansybones]

*banned for not giving me a toothpick. But then again i might've accidentally broken it anyway... so i guess the real ban is because you saved a toothpick's life.

[‘’’]

Banned for unloading a 40 kilo case of twinkies onto my private jet.

[Tabelspoon]

Banned for having a private jet.

[godot]

You are banned because you didn’t feed me your first born as was stated in the contract. You should have read the fine print. We had a deal.

[scullyton]

banned for not depositing money directly into my bank account

[Sansybones]

*banned for stealing one of my ribs while I was sleeping so you can try to make another skeleton by growing it from the rib. just so you know, i won't pay child support if that happens.