Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup! - MODS LOCK: NEW THREAD

[AquilaFuga]

Notice: Please use the NEW THREAD

This game is in another website I go to and the thread was funny and pretty good so I'll do it here.
Here's how this game works.
Somebody complains about something being in their soup, and then the next poster gives a reason or way to fix it and complains about their soup.
Example:
Me:
Waiter, There's ice in my soup!
Next person:Then melt it in the microwave.
Waiter, there's a gameboy in my soup.
Another person: Clean it, fix it and it's yours.
I'll begin
Waiter, there's nothing in my soup!

[Dragon at heart]

then give it to me and Ill get you some

waiter theres a bug in my soup the size of the bowl!

[AquilaFuga]

Wow, that's a big bug...

Waiter, there's a chest hair in my soup!

[chick de flick]

takes out hair

waiter, there's a computer in my soup!

[Gemino-]

...Does it still work?

Waiter, there's a bunch of lag in my soup!

[AquilaFuga]

...what do you want me to do??

Waiter, there's a rubber duckie in my soup!

[CoffeeAddict]

Set it free in a pond!

Waiter there's a pen in my soup!

[MoonLesbian]

Hey, that's mine! *snatches back*

Waiter, there's a tooth in my soup!

[*Tired~Place*]

Which tooth was it?

Waiter, there's a my dancing blueberry muffin in my soup!

[AquilaFuga]

Ahh!!! I'm terrified of them!!

Waiter, there's a set of keys in my soup!