what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[xmeltmedownx]

This game is VERY simple. So, here is an example:

Person 1: Who is the creator of CS?
Person 2: Your dad, of course! What is the pound?
Person 3: Oh, it's just where you pound corn starch!

You ask a question about CS, and another person answers it COMPLETELY wrong, then asks a question.

This thread will be remade at approx. 900 pages.

i decided to remake this thread because the owner quit and it's at about 810 pages.
i will start. how do i trade?

[ectophasm]

Your mom.
How do I make a smiley face?

[xmeltmedownx]

You Slap your face until it bruises.

What is Trick or Treating?

[caweber]

Going to random people's houses, dressed up in a costume so that they don't recognize you, and robbing them of their candy

Who is Tess?

[philophobia.]

Somebody who doesn't enjoy CS.

How do I get a pet?

[caweber]

you buy one

How do you change your signature?

[haunting~melody]

You find Tess' address, surprise visit her, and she'll give you one~


What is the squid at the top of my page??

[fiirstcrush]

?



How do I get special custom coded pets?

[xmeltmedownx]

You need to say the magic words.

What is PM?

[zambo]

Duh hack into chickensmoothie and make one


How do I adopt?