by _untitled_ » Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:24 am
Welcome to my ending generator!
(Sorry, I lied... There is no happy ending. )
Birthday:
Jan. = You die in battle because...
Feb. = You get murdered because...
Mar. = You dance to your death because...
Apr. = You fall from a high place and die because...
May = You eat too much and die because...
Jun. = You died a happy man/woman because..
Jul. = You die a sad man because...
Aug. = Your head falls off because...
Sep. = A cat kills you because...
Oct. = A llama kills you because,
Nov. = Your body was never found because...
Dec. = You die a rich man/woman because...
Day:
1 = the cat said so.
2 = you upset the president.
3 = you got your dreamie on Chicken Smoothie.
4 = nature took its course.
5= you made a lot of enemies.
6= your computer did not like you.
7= you rage quit on a game.
8= you were too sassy.
9= the world wasn't ready for you yet.
10 = you didn't hit the revive button.
11 = you were a hater.
12 = you were too awesome.
13 = you slapped a cherry pie (you monster)!
14 = you were transported into FnaF.
15 = cows took over the world.
16 = you ran out of luck.
17 = you put an empty milk carton back in fridge.
18 = your hair was too fabulous.
19 = Voldemort was jealous.
20 = Barbie was jealous.
21 = you said LOL too many times.
22 = you threw away your stuffed animals.
23 = you were bored.
24 = you did not turn off your alarm.
25 = you were so swag and haters gonna hate!
26 = you ate too much.
27 = you danced too much.
28 = you were eaten by spiders.
29 = you did not finnish that burger.
30 = you upset the unicorn lord.
31 = you slapped a pickle.
Thanks for playing! Sorry, if this offended you in any way.
Last edited by
_untitled_ on Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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