Zombie Apocalypse! What's Your Weapon?

[MidniteScy]

Welcome!

So basically, I saw this thing as a YouTube comment chain, and just figured it'd make a fun forum game.
This is how it goes:
It's a zombie apocalypse! The objects closest to your left and right are your weapons- how screwed are you? O.o

Starting off, my weapons are a Playbook and led pencil. LET'S GO STAB SOME ZOMBIES!!!

[MidniteScy]

(Bump)

[soozee]

Fork!

[ram.]

Sparkling apple cider bottle and guitar clock ... oh, okay.

[spooks.]

Imma kick some zombie butt with a BROOM!

[pepper333]

A giant bag of Coconut flour... I'm dead

[I r o n.]

oh gosh..

a mouse and a book. let's do this!

[raven queen.]

A book and my friend! My friend has a pen and a lap top. We gonna die.

[MidniteScy]

Lol, a phone and a malfunctioning pen. Ehhh... I'm screwed. XD

[xXNightwaveXx]

A piece of paper and a sock...
LET THEM SMELL THE STINK!