I will post some questions and you answer them
Your crush came up to you and said he/she hated you.
The most disgusting, horrible boy/girl in your class said that he/she liked you.
You smashed your mum's favorite vase.
Chicken Smoothie got deleted.
A person asked for you to trade your OMG so rare zebra for their very common dog.
A group of bullies came up to you and said comments such as 'you're such an idiot' and 'you're the ugliest person in school'
You told a guy in your class who is annoying, that he was dumb. He says 'wanna fight?'
You sat down in a chair and realize that your bum is super-glued to it.
You ride a horse and it bucks you off into a large puddle of mud.