Wacky story creation V1

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Here is the place to be the craziest, most creative, and weirdest you can be. Everyone is invited to come share in the fun!


HOW TO PLAY
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The story so far can be found in the post below. Read
it, then post a sentence that you want to come next
in the story. I will choose one and put it in the story.
Once I do, Ill post "reset" and you start the process
over again. Got it? Then let's play!

RULES
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-Must fit into the story
(Good: My monkey eats carrots. One day his carrot turned into a rocket and he rode it in the sky.)
(Bad: My monkey eats carrots. Suddenly his rocket took him into the sky)

-All of Tess' rules apply

-Don't be mad if yours isn't chosen

-Don't be mad if I don't respond right away; I have a life to live.

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I have a shoe that also serves as a phone.