Ridiculously wrong answers to Hetalia questions

[DaftPunch]

So, I've seen a bunch of these, but none were for Hetalia.
It's a really simple game. But first, I just wanna say something to you guy that is very important.

FOLLOW THE RULES.
I don't want people getting banned because of something they did that requires no common sense.
Somebody PM me when the new thread is made. We will make it when this gets to 700 pages.

So, this is how you play:
Person 1: Who is Flying Mint Bunny?
Person 2: A man dressed in a purple dog costume. What is GerIta?
And so on.. Make it as crazy as possible!!!
I'll start.

What is Hetalia about?

[DaftPunch]

BUMP!

[DaftPunch]

Bump


C'mon, guys..

[DaftPunch]

Bump...?

[DaftPunch]

B U M P

[DaftPunch]

B-U-M-P!
Any Hetalians, or just me?

[Dark Drago Dragonite]

((I actually don't know Hetalia, but I do anything for a fellow Homestucker :3!))
About what happened when a 6-year old kid spelt Italy wrong.

Who is the main character in Hetalia?

[DaftPunch]

Uhhh, it's Finland, DUH!


Who likes Germany?

[fakeviolinz]

[Somebody made a Hetalia version.. I'll just go explode in happiness now]

None other than France~!

Who does Sweden refer to as his wife?

[Saiun]

(YAY, I just finished watching all the Hetalia episodes recently!)

FRANCE, OBVIOUSLY.

What does China like to do in his spare time?