A Million Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart!!

[Departed]

Scream into the intercom(or whatever) ''CODE BLACK!!''(which means theres a bomb)

[Melleh]

Scream into the intercom(or whatever) ''CODE BLACK!!''(which means theres a bomb)

Or "[b]Code Rainbow![b]" That'll just confuse everybody! ^^

[major tom]

Repeatedly ask any of the staff where they have the purple magic tongue berries-- in Spainish.

[KittiePaws123]

Make Chicken Smoothies in the Gift Card isle! LOLZ

BTW: the thing that says "we're all mad here" REALLY CREEPS ME OUT! *shiver*

[major tom]

((Then I advise you avert your eyes from it if it disturbs you so deeply. Sorry for your inconvenience, but I really don't feel like replacing more avatars in my siggy because they scare little kids that feel the need to complain to a mod about it. Not to be rude or anything.))
Um. . . Play Justin Bieber over the speaker-thing to torture and eventually kill every living being that Wal*Mart contains. -Shudders unhappily at the thought-

[*~MoonlitSunrise~*]

Grab an Intercom and say," Store is going into lock down we have found out that there is a crazy person in the store...AND IT'S ME!" Then you laugh like a manic and watch the chaos start to unleash.

[cinnimon_spice10]

get some raquets and balls from the sports section and play tennis with your buddy , him standing on the next isle over to make it more challenging!

[BelieverInChrist]

1.Wage a war between girl toys (Barbies,pollypockets,LPS,etc.) and boy toys(GI Joe,Action Figures,etc.)in the middle of any isle(works best in bathroom section and small kitchen appliances)
2.toss Barbies at people from behind things then yell"I AM A POSESSED BARBIE!I WANT TO KILL YOU!"at the person

[Faded Sunlight]

1000 post XD

Get into a box and dress up like a fox with socks and.Scream, "IM A FOX IN A BOX WITH SOME SOX!

[Stray Dog]

EAT SOMEONES HEAD!!!

totally normal