Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

[Chuvak]

He is allergic to cheese.

Why is Hagrid so big?

[Magical_Weezer]

because hes been raised by grizley bears (ive never touched anything Harry poter related soo... )
who is herminey (i think i know the real answer to this)

[BlackMilk]

a person who tried to copy hermione
who is hedwig?

[ReadingRatz]

A glittery fairy hippo who belches rainbows and hiccups happiness.
What are the 4 houses/

[yuune]

Puffly floo
Water ducking
fat mouse
and last but not least
SlythemistewithabucketofCASTLESFARAWAYWHERENOONECANHEREYOU

What was Ron's pet?

[ReadingRatz]

A Mystical turkey named Bobby Rainbottom
Whats a Patronous?

[~*Every Breath*~]

A poisonous pie
Why doesnt Voldemort have a nose?

[oh my no]

His pet captain sparklebutt at it.
Who is Harry?

[frozenintheflames]

A centaur that teaches Divination.
Who is Grawp?

[katomorakwarrior]

Grawp is a, let's see -- a laryer with a bizarre craving for sherbet
When were the Harry Potter books written?