Dude, You slapped a.....

[Carnations]

It was there homework, and they hated it.

Dude, you slapped a dolphin!

[the machine]

I thought it was a shark boat.

Dude, you slapped a kid's ice cream, and they're crying...

[Carnations]

I dun't care.

Dude, you slapped a kid, and there crying now.

[the machine]

Aye, you did so,etching like that, so what's the consequence? Oh yeah, others follow in your footsteps.

Dude, you slapped the ghost of a 98-year-old lady... And she's mad.

[Carnations]

She was being mean to mwe. ;-;

Dude, you slapped a moonbow (or lunarbow, idc what you call it these days.) and there rare!

[the machine]

I didn't know what they are.

Dude, you slapped an emu! (How dare you, I'm Aussie!)

[sicknasty]

m8 do i look like i care about large terrifying birds

dude, you slapped a homestuck

[Carnations]

I don't like homestruck.

Dude, you slapped mah kitty cat!

[the machine]

I thought it was neibours cat.

Dude, you slapped a koala how rude!

[Carnations]

.. It was eating my couch.

Dude, you slapped a huge rainbow!