Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

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Dudley

What are the 5 horxruces

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1.a jelly bean 2. a milky way 3. Dudley's head 4. uncle Vernen's new car 5. a can of yourgert
What does :"expecto pornum" do? (tried my best on spelling.. )

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it makes someone have a desire to dress like hello kitty

What are death eaters

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People who eat tapioca, because everyone knows that tapioca is just as bad as death.

What do you learn in Defense Against the Dark Arts?

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How to knit cute little mittens and beanies. >3
What is an Auror?

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someone who escaped azkaban

what does harry scar resamble

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A pink fluffy unicorn dancing on a rainbow.

What is Vernon's job?

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supplying the ministry department of muggle artifacts with artifacts

Who does harry like in the first few books?

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Argus Filch, of course!
What form does Mad-Eye Moody's Patronus take?

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A three headed platypus.

Where did the Yule Ball take place?