If I got arrested...

[saintpluvium]

stole all of the gray paint at the local hardware store

what'd i do?

[CaptainAltenor]

I saw you stealing all of those high-grade, limited edition comic books from the pawn shop... and, even if I didn't, that trail of Baja Blast would have been enough to give it away.

I'm fully innocent.

[reefspeef]

but what about you stealing books from local libraries so you can fill up your life-sized replica of spongebob's library??

what heinous acts have i committed?

[Spiritstar3]

You painted a cat’s fur rainbow colored.

Officer, it wasn’t me.

[CryptidHunter_425]

It literally was, youre the only invisible person here

Fine! I give in, whatd i do?

[viles]

• hunting cryptids out of season. for shame...
  
  you'll never take me alive, copper!

[P0stHum4n]

Unfortunately for you- You broke into the dinosaur museum and fossil exhibit!

You've got the wrong person.. I was framed!

[rainsharkstorm]

You did too many cool coin tricks!

It wasn't me, you've got the wrong guy.

[WolfCub.]

you went to a wedding wearing pajamas!!


Im completely innocent!!

[Ebony Stardust]

You abducted several puppies from your local shelter without filling out any paperwork or registration

What manner of offense have I committed?