If I got arrested...

[ItsAsher0]

You snuck into a concert

I promise I didn’t mean it… totally..

[cutthroatEntropy]

you broke into a grocery store at night and proceeded to use all the lettuce to make a giant salad

not guilty!

[WolfCub.]

you lost your pen so you stole every pen in the art shop!


I am completely innocent!

[CaptainAltenor]

Sorry to say, but unleashing an army of turtles in an attempt to woo a princess and conquer the world is far from legal.

Bad? Yeah, right.

[medimedes]

Sorry but bringing your cat dressed in a Mario costume then letting it free in the theater isn’t allowed


Can I get a lawyer?

[pebblick]

I mean probably, but a lawyer won't help the fact you dressed as steve from minecraft and then proceeded to punch trees with your bare fists.


officer please I swear i would never do such a thing!!

[Cosmonaught]

preforming an organized heist on a sanrio hq? yeah right

nooo it wasnt me youre mistaken!!!

[coffee.berry]

well, I don't know anybody else who would steal an artefact from a haunted house!
think about how sad the ghosts might be.

oh no, it wasn't me!! i'm just a stranger things fan!!

[Cattail]

I heard about how you broke into the netflix building and demanded they make more seasons of stranger things shame on you... you should have also demanded a spin off!

Prove i did it

[LunarTheCat2047d1f]

Proof! I don't need proof when there's a giant hole in the wall, you in a wrecking ball machine! That IS the proof!

And just What makes you think it was me??

(Hi cattail!!)