Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

[KaoruHimura]

Draco Malfoy

Who does Snape love?

[ѕραяку~тнє~ѕραякℓу]

Hermione Granger.

What was R.A.B.'s real name?

[rare animal]

Raccoon-Eyed Boombox.

Who were Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs?

[EveningSolstice]

The dursely's four corgis.

Where did the Durselys move when they were being drowned in all of the mail?

[Skye Selkie]

To hogwarts!

What was the spell to make broomsticks fly?

[forecast]

cheese pringles

How did harry get his scar?

[❦ αкαтƨυкι ❦]

That's a funny story: he was searching for a shirt in his chest when he fell to narnia, there he must fight against Loki, who wanted to take over narnia. But before the fight ended the doctor came and picked him up with his tardis, which took both to Asgard, where Harry got from the Winchester brothers a red apple, which he eaten and despite that he got finally home where he hits his head on the door of his chest


Who's Lucius?

[TheCadets]

Well, Lucius is the son of a werewolf, who is the daughter of a vampire, who married a mouse, who was conceived by an elephant,who was created by voldemort

What kind of wand does harry hve?

[Vivi-Cat]

It's out of metal and air and roses

Who is Petunia Dursley?

[Shandelion.]

A strange type of flower only found in Voldemort's nose.
How did Harry's parents die?