If I got arrested...

[cuddle]

you loudly barked at a person on the road, and then threatened them with a rock

what did i do?

[HamLikesHam]

Stole some upcoming movies that weren’t released yet and tried to sell it to rich people

What have I done?

[Tallcakes]

Shoplifting WAY too much ham

what silly lil things did I do

[MIDIraptor]

left glitter and a bouquet at the scene of the incident

How did I try to escape?

[Chowmoon]

Stole some Slusie from a warehouse

How do i go to prison?

[bark]

Breaking into a zoo, taping a traffic cone on a zebra's head and claim he's a unicorn. >:3

Dang it, why did I get arrested again??

[MIDIraptor]

becoming a warewolf in broad daylight

how would I try to escape?

[Slawth]

Maybe not so much of trying to escape, but somehow getting the attention of a cryptid who just so happens to make an opportunity for you to escape

Why did I end up in the slammer again?

[PinkAngel]

You tried to scare a policeman driving on the road and he crashed into a bridge.

Why did I get arrested?

[HennHenn]

You were driving on the wrong side of the road, blasting the song Barbie girl in a slow speed police chase

What did I do?