Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[finest desperation]

An animal in which can almost cut paper.

Why wont my kitty stay inside?

[Nordendeii]

Shadow~Hugger, I'm sorry to say, but your cat is secretly meeting up with other hoodlum cats. I don't know what they're doing, but probably up to hoodlumn-y hoodlum-hoodlum stuff.
I hear that it's much hoodlum.

Does anyone happen to know the directions to the 'Shinagami Air Freshener Tribe'? If so, can you direct me there? I missed the memo.

[finest desperation]

Yes, its that way.


Why wont the birds let me hug them? :c

[fluffypears]

Because you ate their food and regurgitated it into a cat's mouth..

Why in the world am I always waking up inside a unicorn? The things I see in its stomach terrify me btw

[RainbowSheep]

Because unicorns.

HOW DO I SPEAK IN CAPS?????

[finest desperation]

By hitting control Z after every word...


Why can't I play outside?

[Nordendeii]

Because anti-socialness sucks.


Why Is the dog of wisdom. Why not What The dog of wisdom?

[✦ nemuri]

Because dogs are believed to be wise since they play.

How do I use a cell phone?

[~☾☆Tԋҽ Mσσɳ Gαȥҽɾ☆☾~]

You use a bacon

Why is there a tire on my lawn?

[Saiun]

because it's too tired to go anywhere else.

why must i make these terrible puns?