If I got arrested...

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Re: If I got arrested...

Postby Sabertooth Pigeon » Fri Mar 11, 2022 9:38 am

How could you break into a bakery and steal all the cheesecakes!

It wasn't me, I have an alibi!
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Re: If I got arrested...

Postby MenheraCollie » Fri Mar 11, 2022 2:20 pm

You ate the sun. Whole. How did you do that?

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Re: If I got arrested...

Postby #1 bunny boy » Fri Mar 25, 2022 5:02 am

People said that you were flailing around a sword yelling "For Baldur!" and that you attacked a tree. Who's Baldur?

OH! Hey, be careful with those! I don't even know why you're arresting me, I'm innocent!
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Re: If I got arrested...

Postby Falco » Fri Mar 25, 2022 5:04 am

liar, you snuck into a plant store at 3 am and stole a bunch of trees! How did you even manage to do that?


I didnt do anything wrong... it was my cat's fault!
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Re: If I got arrested...

Postby Guest » Fri Mar 25, 2022 5:16 am

what do you mean your cat did it? i seen you steal all those cookies in person!

noo don't take me to jail i'm so innocent aha
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Re: If I got arrested...

Postby CaptainAltenor » Sat Mar 26, 2022 6:45 am

You microwaved a person, buster. Get in the back.

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Re: If I got arrested...

Postby ♡cat2♡ » Sun Apr 17, 2022 3:38 am

robbed cat food and carrots

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Re: If I got arrested...

Postby NeonSparrowz » Sun Apr 17, 2022 2:34 pm

Committed tax fraud.


Ayo, what did I do???
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Re: If I got arrested...

Postby silkhorse » Sun Apr 17, 2022 2:37 pm

dont you remember? you pirated shows off illegal websites!

hm? did i do something?
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Re: If I got arrested...

Postby FunFace » Sun Apr 17, 2022 3:24 pm

You literally just released a TIGER from the zoo because, and I quote, "it's too cute to be dangerous "

I really didnt do anything haha.
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