If I got arrested...

[Meriamelie]

you stole pokemon plushies from a walmart

i swear i didnt do anything...

[huskynati0n]

i saw you glue a butterfly to that wolf

im innocent, i have 7 alibis

[WalkingContradiction]

You helped that worm on a stick steal all the cereal in the world

Unlike you, I am the picture of innocence

[Cold-Cats]

you blasted caramelldansen at 2 AM, waking the whole neighborhood



i've done nothing, look into my sincere eyes

[kromer]

Arrested for releasing every single cat from local pounds with intent to make a 'cat army' and force scientists into reviving the dinosaurs >:3

What did I do this time ;)

[redskyharbinger]

did a satanic ritual to summon all members of tally hall and reunite them but instead you have summoned the cave elephants and now they're eating all the salt that you didn't know was in your walls. they will soon eat the city

ahahaaa don't arrest me im so innocent ahaaaa

[SweetStardewSylveon]

if youre so innocent explain why you put 17 furbies in 11 people's cars? hmm?


dont arrest me!! i swear im innocent!!

[CaptainAltenor]

You are very inactive. That is illegal!

I, however, must be innocent, no?

[FlowerCrown]

You may Look innocent…but aren’t…HOW DARE YOU LIE THAT YOU DIDN’T THE OLD LADY’S PURSE!

I’m innocent…belive me! I didn’t do it! The guy behind that cake vending machine did it i swear!

[mialovesbunnies]

You gave 23,567 cats a paintbrush each and ordered them to paint on the walls of an arcade.

Please i'm innocent!! It was ummm umm the guy running the lemonade stand!