If I got arrested...

[Sapphic Software]

You tried to paint cows pastel pink like strawberries “so you could have all the flavors”

What did I do?

[mialovesbunnies]

You released three hundred moths in a public park, and said "Be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

What did i do?

[ChevyTheQH]

You bought a bunch of tiny beanies, put them on cats, and released them into your local grocery store

What have I done this time?

[ASTA!!]

You took LSD and jumped onto the back of a dog, yelling “Giddy-up!”

What did I do?

[RedtailTheWarrior]

you stole all the anime addition pop figures from your local game stop then blew up the McDonalds play place next door



what did I do?👀before I plead guilty to the wrong one

[CaptainAltenor]

Let's just say you took the tactics in the horror movies you watch much too seriously.

It wasn't me!

[Riverina]

Yes it was! I saw you swap the "human anatomy" label and the "childrens books" label in the library!

What did i do this time?

[Mortuary]

It was definitely you who made the giant nacho cheese ball that rolled down into the town hall

I'm innocent, I swear

[sugarbird]

No you're not, you're arrested for stealing that broom from a witch so you can ride it yourself without a broom license

I dunno what I did, but whatever it is, can I bribe you to not arrest me over it?

[SweetStardewSylveon]

you cannot bribe your way out of Taking the cream part off 4 oreos.


okay officer, what did i do?