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[Paratea]

Because there were more little piggies

Why do we have names?

[Victor Grantz.]

So rats in the walls can recognise us of course!



Why do cats exist

[Bl00dSp0rt]

Because the Ancient Egyptians were so picky that they said screw it and made their own bundle of malevolence


Why does my tongue have those stupid little dots on it

[minty_is_online]

So your food can read them like braille and know where to go!

Why do books have so many blank pages at the beginning/end?

[The_Caitallo]

Just to confuse and/or annoy you specifically

What happens if I can’t think of a stupid enough question to ask??

[WarriorcatKitty]

you bet banished to the dungeon of disappointment.


why cant we just never sleep?

[fluffysweetfloss]

We can, you're just really tired for some reason

Why can't I own all of chickensmoothie

[°•EVEl•°]

Because i own it >: )

Why cant we moo?

[Cyisi]

Because then the cows would feel special anymore

Where do trees come from??

[ThinkDog]

The bird man delivers them personally

Why is red currant red