If I got arrested...

[frosticle84]

for stealing plants

what'd i do?

[Springles1987]

you're arrested for stealing all of the jjba merch from hot topic

What'd i do

[CHALE4]

Bar fight with a banana peel. (You okay won btw.)


What’d i do?

[bean the umbreon]

walked into a mcdonald's drive thru and went on ranting to the employees there about how you're mad that theres not a species of frog that can destroy the world by croaking

..yes officer?

[Geralt&Ciri<3]

You threw wet flowers at an annoying person!


What did I do?

[mecha sonic]

you moved every piece of furniture slightly in
someone's house so that they'd be much more
likely to stub their toe.

what'd i do this time?

[CaptainAltenor]

You snuck into some billionaire’s rocket and went to space.

Talk to me, copper.

[annaki]

brought kids into dark alleys to show them disney movies

this is the like 5th time this week, what now?

[lug]

Human taxidermy, that is your crime. Now, JAIL.

What act have I committed on this lovely evening?

[Universal]

arrested for playing malice mizer super loud at 3 am

what am i goin to jail for today?