If I got arrested...

[CaptainAltenor]

You have a September birthday, which, as you know, is illegal.

OH! Er… hello there! What’d I do?

EDIT: Aw, what’s the matter, don’t like the décor? I thought the place could use some jazzing up!

[Firefly_Dreamer]

You left pawprints through this man's cement!

If I got arrested, what would I have done?

[Starryfox]

Sneaking into a concert hehe

Hello again, officer!

[annaki]

stole bones from museums for aesthetic purposes

heya officer, what did i do this time?

[Firefly_Dreamer]

Conjured up the spirit of Elvis and now he won't leave Graceland

What'd I do?

[krazycanuck81]

Started a revolution using trained fire ants

Why hello there officer!

[WarriorcatKitty]

you were sleepwalking but everyone seems to say different things about what you actually did


*sighs* what did I do this time?

[HyperfixationStation]

You thought you were being arrested. Walking the rain is not an offense. Walking in the rain while knowing you will get arrested IS.

Oh, really? Surely you have the wrong person!

[CaptainAltenor]

You pirated all of the Pikmin games. Including Hey! Pikmin. Why you would ever do that, I don’t know.

Well heya, officer, mind telling my what I did wrong?

[[noted]]

You were jamming to the Lion King soundtrack and you didn't invite me to join.

What's the claim this time?