Quote somethin' w/ no context *~GIFs & Memes welcome~*

[fluffyberry]

"We are not calling it 'magical death spit'"

[viles]

• crap or get off the pot~

[~ moth ~]

i thanked him for dealing with my incompetent butt. except he didn't hear me ... because i didn't say anything.

[replicant]

my own momma's ashamed of me

[beani]

When life gives you lemons,
Chuck them at the nearest person and crackle evilly.

[hellish]

Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast does not officially endorse the following tactics, which are guaranteed to maximize your enjoyment as a Dungeon Master. First, always keep a straight face and say OK no matter how ludicrous or doomed the players' plan of action is. Second, no matter what happens, pretend that you intended all along for everything to unfold the way it did. Third, if you're not sure what to do next, feign illness, end the session early, and plot your next move. When all else fails, roll a bunch of dice behind your screen, study them for a moment with a look of deep concern mixed with regret, let loose a heavy sigh, and announce that Tiamat swoops from the sky and attacks.

[replicant]

"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

[BabbyLou]

oh how the turn tables

[bluebudgie]

"I knew you were stupid, but not that stupid."

[replicant]

Bigly