If I got arrested...

[Lynxez]

too much anime

What did I do?

[꧁tennis❤midget꧂]

for being a procrastinator.

what am I guilty for, officer?

[Chezelz]

for being straight forward to a police officer

what did i do?

[-icarus-]

stealing a bouquet of sunflowers for your cottage

What did I do, sir?

[SweetStardewSylveon]

for having so many axolots.

what was my crime officer?

[Hejter]

you didn't help an old lady cross the street.

what have I done, officer?

[DiopsideDove]

for somehow building a snowman in a police office. nobody knows quite how you managed that, beings as it was the middle of summer

what would I get arrested for?

[MenheraCollie]

You tried to teach a cat how to do the hand thing 🖖

What did I do???? 😳😳

[darkin]

you stole all the dogs in the pet store! how did you manage to do that?

what'd I do?

[iago.]

you made a man cry in public after forcing him to watch SPN all the way through

what'd i do?