What Should Your Next Post Be? - v.1

[sugarbird]

(reclining in an antique armchair and sipping a thick black liquid from a wine glass) ah. i suppose its time to tolerate bugs

[Exitium]

i might bite you but its worth it to be in my presence ... like yeah u might get chomped but its worth it to hang out with me + pretend to care about 5000 crickets

[vibrancy]

(leading u on a secluded path thru the woods) yeah i guess you could say i experience a realy tiny seashell

[WarriorRazorclaw]

evidence bruno mars am gay: he fight and win against milk

[grey matter]

yeah sure we have bath bombs that sparkle. bath bombs that change color. we even have ones that have surprises inside. but when will they make a bath bomb that can expect good things out of my [butt]

(fun fact this one had a curse word! fun!)

[Spearow]

"(chewing on a branch) i be wolves"

Lolol sounds like something id do at like 4am

[yves]

i love to trust the void

[kísmet]

*sees another human being* time to engage in heated debate with werewolves

[onion]

(wearing a black and red corset with a black leather skirt and black fishnet stockings with combat boots) i buy garbage

[-Cryptic-]

am i gay? well if it answers your question i flirt with late capitalism


I- alright then.