Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but it swears at you and bites you when you try to pet it

I wish I could understand politics

[smormu]

You can, but now you're irrationally angry whenever it's brought up in a conversation

I wish I wasn't tired right now

[Lexi.]

Wish granted. Now you're so fukk of energy , that you have to run and run and you can't stop, your muscles are burning up and if you stop running, you die.


I wish i had a raven dog on cs

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you get banned under suspicion that you used a second account to obtain it

I wish to be a Saiyan

[jasp]

granted, although you lose all your power quickly.

i wish to be in new york.

[EmotionalBagageClaim]

Granted, but those new Yorkers are shifty people, watch your wallet.

I wish to become a knight.

[sniper tf2]

granted, but just like a normal saiyan, you are naturally extremely aggressive and cannot control your own anger, making you hurt those around you, even the people that you love. this scares people off to the point that you become more isolated than what you once were. this drives you into madness, eventually leading you to lash out, after your violent attack, you get taken away due to simply being a danger to the human race, making you even more alone than before.
ninja'd

granted, but soon you realise that the people aren't the most friendly, as they are all very busy with their own lives, making friends is quite difficult, not only that, you have troubles finding a place to stay due to the extremely [censored] rent, you can't keep up with the prize and are soon kicked out of your wonderful appartment, leaving you alone, living in the streets of the busy city. at least you still have the beutiful sights, right?
ninja'd once more.

granted, but you soon realize that there is no use for a knight in modern day society, making you practivally useless as all of your knowledge of combat is outdated, and your weapons are surely no match to the modern fire arm, making you more of a freakshow that anything. what, did you expect that you'll go back to the medieval times?

i wish to finally have a pet i can keep, maybe a bird??

[humanitieslasthope.]

granted, but its a seagull

i wish to travel all the places i want to visit

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you get arrested in all of them

I wish to be able to invent age reversal technology

[Acidious]

Granted, but you will become an infant and unable to age

I wish I could fly