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[Rubix.]

42, google proved it

Why do birds not have pug faces?

[cyberlife]

Because Europe asked the same question so we are multilingual

Why is my hair brown?

[goldEagle_04]

brown hair is potatoes

why is my brother crazy

[Vampire Slayer]

because it was a genetic gene passed down from your family
because men are weird

why do men have nipples
because seriously

[cyberlife]

So they can feed their young potatoes.

Why am I sick?

[BlitzIzzy1214]

Because 2+2=Fish, and if you find the diameter of the sun after an apple falls out of a tree onto your head, fish will rain down from the sky and thus fish spread the deadly disease, which you are immune to but not fully immune. The end.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[goldEagle_04]

they could eat 6 christmas trees

why are humans a mix of chickens and ducks

[Stella_Sofia]

Because llamas were to rare to add to the mix?

Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if their not made out of ham?

[hatsune mewku]

Becaude they want to!
Why did he George Lucas sell star wars to disney?

[Stella_Sofia]

Pickles?

Who is Twaimz?