Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Flaming Phoenix]

granted but you aren't able to use any form of technology to create it

I wish my brother would leave me alone!

[aaAAA]

granted, but now your sister won't leave you alone!

i wish i didn't have to do my homework

[meerkat boi.]

>> granted but you get a detention at school

>> i wish for my crush to like me

[Flaming Phoenix]

Granted but then he falls in love with your best friend

I wish I could have a horse

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but it never lets you ride it

I wish somebody could prove or disprove the existence of a higher being

[~ moth ~]

granted ,, but you will never get the answer. anything you read will be blurred and illegible. anything you hear will be beeped out. anything and everything about the higher being real or not real is obscured to you. you will never know.

i wish that the world wasn't so polluted

[aesthedia]

Granted, but everyone dies.


I wish I had unlimited chocolate.

[Flaming Phoenix]

Granted, but then you become allergic.

I wish that school holidays went fir longer and that I had less homework

[Ɽotten Ⱡegacy]

Granted, but the homework you have is way harder than any homework you could ever get right now.

I wish I had the patience and skill to animate.

[icxacruz]

granted, but no one ever recognizes you for your work.

i wish could be a better writer.