Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

My gallery · by **Lemon Strudel** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:45 pm

Probably about 8.

Why is it called a passion-fruit if it isn't passionate?

flight rising · by **zankeet** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:20 pm

Because pears were invented.

Why are ties so swaggy?

My gallery · by **Karina Tenshi** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:22 pm

Cuz chicken nuggets.
Why don't monkeys play piano?

My gallery · by **ObeyTheWolf** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:24 pm

Duhh they dont have hands

Why dont horses sing in a shower

flight rising · by **zankeet** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:25 pm

Because there voices are always hoarse

Why do bananas talk?

My gallery · by **cerulean blue** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:27 pm

Because their bonkers

Waiter, why is there chicken in my chicken soup ?

My gallery · by **ObeyTheWolf** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:35 pm

Because it wants to hug you

Excuse me sir but why are we here ?

My gallery · by **cerulean blue** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:52 pm

You are here because the other places you went to were closed.

Why do we have hair?

My gallery · by **Harley Quin** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:53 pm

So we can shave it off

Why is this planet named earth?

My gallery · by **Gnarp** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:54 pm

because we thought it sounded like turf and it was our turf

Why do we eat food?