what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

My gallery · by **★I Have Quit★** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:24 am

You shout incredibly loudly- I AM QUOTING YOU
How do you name pets?

spotify · by **hxneystorm** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:27 am

You cut a pet's head off, whisper the name into its ear and then glue it back on. Doesn't hurt the pets at all!

How do you hoard pets?

My gallery · by **frodo101** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:29 am

HEHE. You put them in hoards of boars >:3

My gallery · by **frodo101** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:29 am

How do you trade for pets?

My gallery · by **higurashi** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:53 am

send trades to everyone asking for free pets! They really like those!!!!!
how do you add pets to your wishlist?

My gallery · by **slug** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:10 am

you cant, it doesnt work yet.

how do i use oekaki?

My gallery · by **frodo101** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:11 am

You draw on your device of course!

How do you make a forum?

My gallery · by **slug** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:12 am

you spam peoples posts.

how do i adopt pets?

My gallery · by **killer romance.** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:04 am

You simple hand over all of your bank account details to me. Simple.

Why is the background green?

My gallery · by **cooolinamaza** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:16 pm

because people puke from the blood and death of killing chickens

how do you go to the pound?

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