Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

My gallery · by **עורב לבן** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:57 pm

She is not a person at all! She is a water buffalo with three horns.

What are those earrings Luna wears made out of?

My gallery · by **FallenLightAngel** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:18 pm

Chicken, duh!
What is Harry's wand made of?

My gallery · by **עורב לבן** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:21 pm

Watermelon ice cream. It is really hard to use in the summer.

Why is Harry's scar in the shape of a lightening bolt?

My gallery · by **FallenLightAngel** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:23 pm

Cuz is was from being struck by lightning!
What is a death eater?

My gallery · by **splashfoot** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:45 pm

A person that eats dead people.

Who is Draco Malfoy?

My gallery · by **Goldivy** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:04 pm

A funny guy who loves to smile at Gryffindors and hug everyone he sees! His best friend is Harry Potter!

Why is Hagrid so tall?

My gallery · by **ScarfaceSanguineous** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:23 pm

( I was here first ivy '3' just bdw, not stalking)

He ate a magical berry!

What was Nevil's pet?

My gallery · by **עורב לבן** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:35 pm

A balding porcupine.

How many classes did Hermoine take all together?

My gallery · by **MoonLesbian** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:46 pm

Two hundred eighty-seven thousand, nine hundred and fifty-one.

Why is Hermione such a goody-goody?

My gallery · by **Veins Of Opal** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:49 pm

Because she doesn't want people to know she's actually a horse.

What is Fluffy?