Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

My gallery · by **el3ctr1c** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:23 am

She excretes diamonds.

Why do they call it the Whomping Willow?

My gallery · by **PureEpic** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:52 pm

Because it never whomps anything except cars.
Why does Ron hate spiders?

My gallery · by **splashfoot** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:35 pm

he swallowed one and it ate his stomach when he was little

Is Draco nice?

My gallery · by **עורב לבן** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:51 pm

Only on days that end in "blurg".

Why is Hermione's hair frizzy?

My gallery · by **MoonLesbian** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:44 pm

Because she likes rubbing her cats in it.

Why won't muggle technology work around wizards?

My gallery · by **3rdtimelucky** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:43 am

Because wizrads have contradictory bleepers/
What IS a muggle?

My gallery · by **frankietmb** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:52 am

A wizard that doesn't have a frog.
Who is Nevil?

My gallery · by **el3ctr1c** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:25 am

The Creator of All Things Evil and Fuzzy

What is a Grindylow?

My gallery · by **soccerbean9** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:31 am

a fuzzy caterpillar that lives in the Slytherin common room

Signature/Avatar Credit · by **Kazin** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:13 pm

((No question))

Is Luna Lovegood a good person or bad person?