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[Caligasy]

"WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!?!?!?"

[_Lyre]

"Behold! The god's chosen beverage! Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"

The dolphin-men began to panic. They were on the edge of retreat. Percy could feel it.

[Mysticality]

I’ve lost my shoe!

[OHHAILTHECHOOKOFLIFE]

"Ah my leg"

[beani]

"Better prepare yourself son, I can feel the Spirit of the Lord comin'."

[fantomeadhesif]

"You can't make me sit through this entire thing, George."

[bellamare]

“bargle”

[sorroh]

"Lobsters will play no significant role in my life."

[scottermite]

"yeah sorry, that's my tourettes...?"

[sweet creature]

"mate, is it balsamic?"